GabFest

The WEIRDEST things happen at the grocery store.  So natuarally, the Gab Gals had to dedicate an entire episode to them.  We're talking everything from the scary, the gross, the uncomfortable and the unfortunate things that happen while we shop for life's necessities.  

A lot of us are fresh off of Spring Break and that means you all have some stories!  But as it turns out, these days, we're less MTV and we're more TLC.  (complete with renditions of Bette Midler's, God is Watching us. Oddly enough, that song goes along with so many of these stories)

History can be fascinating! Especially when Gabbers send in their favorite historical nuggets that are weird, funny, and sometimes....problematic. Forget your boring high school history class, when the Gab Gals get involved, you'll be laughing and singing along with the Michael Jackson song from the Free Willy soundtrack. 

It's the simple things in life that really matter.  The day-to-day things that fill us with joy, really don't get enough attention.  So this week, the Gab Gals shout out all those little moments that make daily life a little sweeter.  You'll never know how brave you are for choosing whatever movie you want, until you listen to this episode!

Going out to eat is great!  Someone else cooks, does the dishes, and maybe wipes your behind.  Now before you think that last part is an exaggeration, just listen to this week's episode. It's filled with Gabbers' stories of the wierdness and grossness at restaurants. We hope you came hungry!

We can make fun of you because we are you.  We all have a little Disney Adult inside of us.  Honestly, we're probably just trying to heal our inner child.  Whether you're a full-blown Disney Adult or you think these poeple need to grow up, listen in for some laughs! 

Alyson's off of Coke Zero, so she's fired up! But it turns out our Gabbers also feel pretty strongly about some things these days.  Listen for some hot takes about any and everything.  From pop culture to crop tops to Ballerina Farm, it's all part of this week's episode. 

Birthdays rarely go as planned.  Sometimes there's a suprise.  Other times it's suprising that everyone survived. This week, you'll hear all about Gabbers' most memorable birthdays. Plus, the Gab Gals share some TMI at the OBGYN's office during their "Someday you'll laugh about this" moments. 

Oh, what's in a name? If you're the one being called Cheese Girl, then a name carries a quite a bit of weight.  Some nicknames make total sense, others are quite a stretch.  This week the Gab Gals tell you about some of the nicknames they've had and the cringey ones listeners have written in.   

What's the craziest thing you've done for love? It seems when it comes to matters of the heart, our brain takes a backseat. This week we've got stories, advice, and even a guest to break it all down. Loni Harmon, The Dating Counselor, joins the Gab Gals to talk about the misadventures Gabbers have had in the love department.  And all three of them share some of their cringiest dating moments. 

Do you ever wish you could correct people's grammar mistakes without coming off like a jerk? Honestly, don't do it.  It never ends well.  Instead, listen and commiserate with the Gab Gals as they talk about your grammer pet peeves and realize that nobody's perfect.  

We ALL have social media pet peeves.  We actually might hate the socials more than we like them.  So why is it that we can't look away? The Gab Gals can't explain or cure your social media addiction, but they can complain and share your submissions of the things you love to hate. 

Nothing beats getting out of the classroom and learning out in the real world.  But, of course, that doesn't come without a disaster or two.  This episode will bring back all the bus-riding nostalgia but without all the quesiness.  Listen in for stories of first kisses and first tastes of alcohol while on school field trips.  

Look, we all have those moments when we might be the one out-of-line.  But then again, we're totally justified, right?  Well the Gab Gals have come to find out that it's all about perspective. So depending on how you look at it, yes, we all might be jerks. 

What a year, what a time!  And you KNOW the Gab Gals have a lot to say about it.  Plus, Gabbers tell us some of the best and worst things that happened to them in 2023.  One thing is for sure, we're all excited for a new chapter in our lives (even if it includes Grandpa Core).

The is week, the Gab Gals get cultured as they discuss unusual holiday traditions from around the world.  Some are scary, some are funny, and some are down-right questionable.  Get ready to hear all about poop-themed decor and Krampus legends that will haunt your nightmares.  

Those cheesy, oh-so predictable, made for TV movies have us in a choke hold this time of year. So the Gab Gals thought this was the perfect time to dive into them.  From the scarves to the snow, these hot-takes on Hallmark movies will have you laughing all the way.

It's time for our annual "Bad Gift" episode, and it does not dissappoint. When in doubt, It's ALWAYS the thought that counts.  Get ready for stories of returns gone wrong, unfair gifting among in-laws, and a few sweet surprises. The Gab Gals also discuss psychopaths and a variety of memes that have caught their attention recently.  

We all have one thing in common, we will NEVER act cool when we meet a celebrity.  But that's OK, they'll never remember you. (unless you're dressed in a DIY golf costume at a black-tie event) This week you'll hear about Gabbers who have had run-ins with celebs and all the cringey details. 

Secrets, secrets are no fun.  Secrets, secrets... can give you an identity crisis.  This week, the Gab Gals share your submissions of family secrets and family drama.  Just remember, before you submit your DNA to 23 and Me, make sure you're prepared for what you find!

Has Auto-Correct ever done you dirty? If you've ever sent something on accident or to the wrong person, you'll relate to this episode on a real level.   Whether you're on the sending or recieving end, it makes things pretty awkward.  This week, the Gab Gals share your accidental calls, texts, emails, and zoom incidents.  

Wardobe malfunctions happen to the best of us.  This week, Gabbers tells us when they accidenally flashed someone, lost their swim bottoms or had loose underwear fall out of their pant legs. While these stories are pretty embarassing, it helps to get them off our chests- no pun intended. 

It's that time!  This week, listeners sent in their scary stories.  Some have silly resolutions.  Others are just downright creepy.  The Gab Gals, of course, give thier two cents.  Plus they give us some Halloween fun facts.  

Always read the descriptions and reviews carefully!  Otherwise, you'll end up sharing a room with the owner's dog.   But don't worry, you might get 10% off your stay if you end up getting a rash from the unsanitary hot tub.  This week, you'll hear all about bad Airbnb, hotel, and motel stays. 

It's about that time to bust out your favorite scary Halloween movie.  This week, the Gab Gals discuss what they think of some iconic scary movies.  Plus, Gabbers weigh in on the movies that rocked them to their cores.  Turns out we are all gluttons for punishment agreeing to watch these in the first place.

Money makes the world go round.  Unfortunately, that means we've got to do someone pretty interesting things to make ends meet.  This week, Gabbers tell about the weird, wacky, and unconventional ways they've made money.  Some of you are willing to do way to much for way too little!

Early celebrity crushes, young love, and kissing behind the school yard shed; it's all in this episode! The Gab Gals Dish on all your favorite TGIF love interests and discuss how some  guys actually can pull off the middle part bull cut.  Plus, Alyson gets very vulnerable as she discloses what young love drove her to do.  

Old people say whatever they want.  No filter, no political correctness, and no one is safe. This week, the Gab Gals share your stories of awkward moments with the elderly.  Grandpa, we don't want to know what you and grandma do in the shower.

There's just no way to help it sometimes.  You might see something that you can't unsee, or hear something you can't unhear.  However, several of these stories could have been helped if Gabbers had just paid a little more attention.  Either way,  we know someday you'll laugh about this. *If the episode seems a little short and ends abruptly, our last segment of audio got distorted and we had to cut it all out.*

Everyone feels anxious from time to time.  It's normal.  But what ISN'T normal, are some of the things that make us freak out.  This week, the Gab Gals break down the silly things that send us spiraling.  

You may have been living your life based off of something that's just not true! Like waiting 30 minutes after eating to swim, or trying to keep a kidnapper on the phone long enough to trace their location.  This week, the Gab Gals break down myths that we've all learned to take as truths, ridiculous as they may be.

As school starts for the kiddos, we decided to throw it back and talk about our middle school trauma.  That sounds like a good idea, right?  So sit back and listen to some anxiety inducing, relatable, cringe moments.

Kids really do say the darndest things.  This week, the Gab Gals tell about some of the most embarrassing things your kids have said in public.  Why are body parts so fascinating to them? And why, oh why, does it ALWAYS happen in the grocery store or church?

No one tells you that you'll be in charge of everyone's meals everyday for the rest of your life.  So since it's inevitable that you'll be in the kitchen for countless hours, things are bound to get messy....and gross.  Gabbers wrote in with some of their biggest kitchen blunders.  Britt says "disgusting," like a lot of times and Alyson's true feelings about Outback Steakhouse's jumbo shrimp come out.

It's the happiest place on earth....right?  This week Gabbers weigh in with Disney hot takes.  You'll also hear about the best of times and the worst of times at Disney parks.  When all is said and done, throw your wallet in the lake, lose a small child, and maybe even poop your pants.  It will all be worth it in the end.

Trends come and go.  Some of the current trends may have you wishing they'd leave and never come back.  Others are back from the dead...and we're here for it!  This week the Gab Gals discuss what's trending now and they read Gabbers' opinions about how they feel about them.  And don't forget to stick around for some truly unhinged bloopers.  

If you've ever been bit by a dog, traumatized by a hamster, or head-butted by a giraffe....this episode is for you.  Maybe your experiences haven't been quite so dramatic. But I'm sure everyone can relate to, at least some, of these wild animal interaction stories.  

As kids, sometimes it seemed like our parents were being too hard on us.  Now that we're parents, we totally get it.  You gotta nip that behavior in the bud! This week, the Gab Gals share listener stories of times they were punished in crazy ways.  Or maybe times they've been pushed to edge by their own kids.  There's also some niche Saturday's Warrior humor in the mix.  If you know, you know.

We all do dumb things.  It's just part of life.  Being able to laugh about it later is what makes life bearable.  But it's also nice to hear about the dumb things other people do so that you don't feel so stupid.  This week, listen to Gabbers' confessions of dumb things they've done.  And of course, the Gab Gals have plenty of their own to share.

It's officially the first day of summer so the Gab Gals are throwing it back to an episode that is all about summer shenanigans.  We all want to be outside in the sun, doing adventurous things, and living our best lives....but that can lead to disastrous outcomes.  Hopefully your summer adventures go a little more smoothly. 

We know many of you will be headed out on camping trips this summer.  While we don't mean to scare you out of it, let these be cautionary tales.  We all know how the Gab Gals feel about camping and all of your stories have only confirmed their opinions.  Don't worry, the worst stories are always the funniest, right?

In honor of Father's Day approaching, this episode is all about dads! Dads can be quirky, goofy, and embarrassing.  But we wouldn't have it any other way!  Even if you've seen your dad in his undies recently, just remember: Someday you'll laugh about this.

We just got through graduation.  Even if you aren't graduating from school, you may be graduating from some negative energy.  In fact, the Gab Gals will get on a couple of soap boxes as they break down Gabbers' graduation goals.  You'll also hear about comedic graduation ceremony moments and senior party shenanigans. 

Coming of age is an interesting time.  Let's be honest, it's a pretty rocky road.  Getting fitted for a bra, finding out you're related to your crush or just dealing with inevitable physical changes for the rest of you life is pretty daunting.  Luckily the Gab Gals will help you laugh through the tears of puberty.

As we gear up for summer traveling, the Gab Gals tell crazy stories of vacations gone wrong. All these destinations seem like a dream... just don't get hoodwinked by a paper doll scam.

Sometimes it just feels better to get things off your chest and confess. (Even better if it's totally anonymous via a comedy podcast.) This week in honor of Mother's Day, the Gab Gals share listener parent confessions.  Maybe these will make you feel better about your parenting, or maybe they are just "Someday You'll Laugh About This Moments." P.S. Mom's everywhere, you're doing great!

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Selling things on the internet is not for the faint of heart!  This week, the Gab Gals dive into wild and weird things found on Facebook Marketplace.  Whether you're trying to get rid of lightly used lingerie, or trying to get someone to pay YOU to take your couch to the dump; you're in good company.

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It's everyone's favorite topic: Bad dates!  You Gabbers sent in some doozies and we're here for it!  But honestly, it's a miracle that we ever find someone when dates go this badly.  Plus, Britt and Alyson end up breaking into song more than usual in the bloopers.

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It's a wonder we make it through life with all seriously crazy things that happen to us.  This week, Gabbers sent in stories of their most harrowing times and brushes with death.  Meanwhile, a karaoke Casanova continues to haunt Alyson in her "Someday You'll Laugh About this Moment."

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Let's face it, we were all pretty cringe in our teenage years.  Some of those moments are core memories.  Luckily, our Gabbers were willing to share their most comedic moments and the Gab Gals share their own next-level teen shenanigans.

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The Gab Gals will keep you laughing this week as they throwback to the topic that started it all! They're talking stranger interactions and all the comedy that comes with it.  You'll hear all about BBQ crashers, mall creepers, and even a cure for the hiccups. Try at your own risk!

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The Gab Gals will keep you laughing this week as they break-down surprises gone wrong. You'll hear all about gender reveals, pregnancy announcements, and surprise parties. Plus, Britt shares two "Someday You'll Laugh About This" moments and you get to hear the Gals' feelings about the Taylor Swift tour.

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We know you've all dabbled in DIY.  But often times, it's better to leave things to the professionals (if you can ever get them to call you back.)  This week our Gabbers submitted stories of when their home renovations went a little sideways.  

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This week, the Gab Gals break down wacky headlines in the news. Ballet director, Marco, gets psycho analyzed and we learn about how much weirdness is going on in our National Parks.  One lesson we can all agree on, don't go out to sea with no experience and only a bottle of ketchup. 

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You deal with your co-workers on the daily,  so things are bound to get weird now and then.  This week we tell your stories of co-workers. While most of the time we're giggling about other people's strange behavior, the Gab Gals also admit to times they were the perpetrators.   

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Sometimes you don't know until you know.  It's the times when you are far too old  to have JUST learned something that it gets a little embarrassing.  Don't worry though; in true GabFest form, the Gab Gals reveal the things they didn't know for far too long.  So listen, laugh, and maybe even learn a thing or two.  

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Getting into shenanigans is a childhood rite of passage. But most of the time your mom knows what’s up. This week, the Gab Gals share your confessions and stories of when you ALMOST got away with things.

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This week we’re talking all things Rom Coms and romance advice. Plus, the Gab Gals seriously embarrass themselves in the bloopers!

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We promise there’s nothing overly graphic. Don’t panic! We’re talking labor and delivery this week. Giving birth is already a major ordeal. Let alone adding shenanigans into the mix.

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Pick up lines are a funny thing.  Like....Why?!  Why do you have to come up with some kind of cringe opening line and make the other person feel instantly weird? We'll  never know, but the Gab Gals share the best pick up lines you've gotten, along with their own.  And by "best," we mean totally creepy.

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This week, Gabbers share the weirdest thing that's ever happened to them.  So you're in for a wide variety of silly, scary, and cringey moments....and between the episode and the bloopers, the Gab Gals are on a real West Side Story kick.

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This week the Gab Gals retell your worst beauty nightmares.  From bad haircuts, to botched wax jobs and everything in between.  The best advice is to always visit a professional, but from these stories it seems even they can't be trusted all the time.

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Welcome to season 3! This week, listen for cringeworthy proposal stories. Inspiring another business idea.(Everyone just needs to hire the Gab Gals to plan these things for you.)Plus, Alyson shares a truly harrowing “someday you’ll laugh about this,” moment.

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Our final episode of 2022!  This week, both Gab Gals share a "Someday You'll Laugh About This," moment.  Plus, stories of all your gastrointestinal holiday mishaps.

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You voted, now the Gab Gals chime in on your favorite holiday movies.  We also get to hear some opinions on holiday songs.  And it turns out, they're not all winners.   

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You know what they say; it’s not about the actual gift, but the thought that’s behind it. Well if that’s the case, these gifts are even more of an insult. As we approach the biggest gifting season of the year, gab along as we share some of the whackiest gifts GABBERS have received. Just in time to make sure you don't make any of these mistakes this holiday season.

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Holidays come with lots of drama!  Our Gabbers delivered some epic submissions of Thanksgivings that they are less than thankful for.

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If you’ve ever wondered, “Who are these rando’s,” this episode has the answers. Gabbers asked questions and the Gab Gals get personal. Get to know the gals, Alyson and Britt.

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Some of these are completely understandable.  Others?  Well, that's why they're called irrational.  Also, if scientists have come up with an actual name for your, very specific, fear....then it's been validated!

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One more throwback for your Halloween listening!  Enjoy this episode from Season 1 about all things costume malfunctions, Halloween party disasters, and more!

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The Gab Gals break down this classic Halloween movie. Some consider it to be the best! Get ready for a deep dive into character profiles, favorite scenes and even nitpicks.

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Throwing a throwback in your feed this weekend!  Enjoy this fun Halloween episode from Season 1.  Complete with sound effects and getting scared by things that really aren't that scary....but totally justified!

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We are in the thick of spooky season so listen this week about Gabbers’ unexplained mysteries. Slightly spooky and totally true but, as always, we find a way to laugh through the scary stuff.

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Just because everyone LOVES something, doesn't mean you have to.  Listen this week for Gabbers' and the Gab Gals' hottest takes.  You may agree and you may not- that's the beauty of opinions!

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Whether you are a well-seasoned traveler or a novice one, when it comes to air travel, things are bound to get a little crazy. So… fasten your seatbelts please and enjoy these stories of jet-setting GABBERS and the wild events that often ensue.

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There's sooo much pressure to make everything perfect, but it rarely goes that way. This week, listen to epic stories of high school dances gone horribly wrong. We also welcome super fun guest, Amber Hodges, to gab with us!

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It was the best of times, and occasionally, it was the worst of times. Turns out, barely considered adults, left to their own devices can be really funny...and sometimes scary! This week, listen to the Gab Gals dish about their own “wild” college days along with listener's submissions.

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Part 2 to our lying episode! Turns out our Gabbers like to lie and we are here for it! Listen in to hear about getting caught in some epic lies.

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What a tangled web we weave! We've all been caught in a lie, some are just bigger than others.  This week the Gab Gals tell your favorite lying stories. 

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School's in! So re-listen to this school themed episode from one year ago.  Don't worry, you don't remember stories from that long ago, so it'll feel like a brand new episode.  Happy Labor Day!

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Sometimes a poorly written headline can take a serious story and make it hilarious. Other times, the whole article is just begging to get made fun of. But make no mistake, these are all very real stories rounded up by the Gab Gals.

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The Gab Gals tell your stories of first kisses, messy kisses, and kisses that you wish you could forget....but can't.  

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Hormonal tweens hopped on caffeine and pulling an all-nighter... What could possibly go wrong?  The Gab Gals weigh in on a Millenial right of passage- sleepovers!

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Believe them or not, Gabbers share their favorite conspiracy theories. Also, the Gab Gals got themselves a little spooked by diving too deep on one conspiracy theory.  You'll hear their reactions in the bloopers.

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Mishaps on stage, in front of a large number of people, are never NOT funny.  But as they say, "The show must go on!"

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It’s all about the Summertime slip-ups: firework fails, peeing in the pool and outdoorsy mishaps all for your listening pleasure!  We hope you're having a great summer!

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We want to emphasize FUNNY!  We know childhood trauma is, well, traumatic... but this week, we're focusing on the times that make you laugh.  So sit back, listen in, and reminisce about the things that made you seek out therapy.  

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Just like Dear Abby but with the Gab Gals! Advice, opinions, and the usual personal stories. Plus…The Gab Gals always end up with goofy stuff happening while recording, so listen for some bloopers at the end.

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The Honeymoon phase didn't last long for these Gabbers!  This week, you'll hear stories of Honeymoons-gone-wrong.  Sometimes fate makes you get to know each other on a whole different level very quickly.  Lucky for us, it's hilarious!

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You know that food that was a family staple? Turns out it seems pretty gross to most people.  How about that house hold rule that seemed wildly strict?  Well we're here to gab about it! So get ready to relive your quirky, childhood memories… PS that’s the sound of freedom you’re hearing in the background. The fighter jets would not take a rest all afternoon 😅

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Well it turns out the Gab Gals lose their temper a lot.  But luckily several of our Gabbers were willing to share about time when they hit their boiling points, as well.  No judgement.  We all have times when we lose it and just see red.

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The Gab Gals may be pretty far removed from the dating world, but not as far removed as these people are from reality. This week, they analyze online dating profiles.  Some people are a little too straight-forward, while others leave a lot open to interpretation.

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Look, we all knew this day would come.  Luckily the Gab Gals have skipped on the descriptions and focused on the outrageous situations you all get yourselves into.  Listen in for a good laugh about things that happen to all of us cuz EVERYONE POOPS!

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Almost everybody has had to work in customer service--in some form.  Even the most unassuming jobs get a little "peopley."  But, as per usual, these interactions lead to some great stories. So listen in for some great tales all about customer service!

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When dealing with matters of the heart, no one is 100% rational. But these people really had some blurred lines when it comes to boundaries! Listen for lots of crazy ex stories brought to you by our Gabbers.

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The Gab Gals are giving themselves a week off for Mother's Day.  So enjoy this mom-themed episode from last year.  We hope you have a great week filled with chocolate and alone time! Send in your momfession to the Gab Gals and it may get included in a part two episode!

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Bamboozled, hoodwinked, scammed… whatever you call it; we’ve all been there! Listen to the Gab Gals dish about times they have been scammed (along with other Gabber stories)  And one, in particular, who may have been scammed by one of Utah's Most Wanted!

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You probably couldn't get any cash for these clunkers.  Having a crappy car is a rite of passage.  It builds character.  Was is questionable to allow a teen to drive in these safety hazards?  We'll let you be the judge.

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The Gab Gals tell about listeners' craziest stories with mice, bugs and everything creepy crawly.  If you don't know what a snake ball is, you're about to find out!

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We all have habits- some are just weirder than others! This week you'll hear about listener's funny bedtime routines, nervous habits, and unconscious quirks.

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