GabFest

Hosted by sisters and besties Alyson and Britt. Gabfest tells the funniest, most relatable and cringeworthy stories submitted by the listeners and from the lives of the hosts. You'll feel like you are sitting down with your closest friends bonding over all the crazy things life gives us all and you'll be reminded that no matter how whacky the situation; someday, you'll laugh about it.

Episodes

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    July 17, 2024

    Summa, Summa, Summa Time

    First, we get a re-cap of Alyson's trip to Vegas.  Then The Gab Gals dive into your 4th of July stories.  Spoiler Alert:  Everyone is bad at fireworks.  And finally, Britt and Alyson weigh in on their summertime poll results. 

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    July 10, 2024

    The Gab Fest Spelling Bee

    Most of us don't consider ourselves good spellers. Words are hard! Especially now that technology has enabled us.  But what happens when we're so far off that autocorrect can't even save us?  This week's episode may not help you spell better, but it will make you feel better about your own spelling mental blocks.  And even if you don't learn to spell, you will learn to never trust a big butt and smile. 

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    June 26, 2024

    People Pleasers Anonymous

    If you've ever gotten gotten into a pickle because you're a people pleaser, this episode is for you!  What the heck is wrong with all of us?  We just can't say no, so we end up in WILD situations.  Or we're so worried we'll hurt people's feelings that we end up suffering the most.  Listen for stories of times when Gabbers (and of course, the Gab Gals) people-pleased their way into a whole lot of trouble.  

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    June 19, 2024

    My Toxic Trait

    Listen, we all have them.  Those little quirks that we know are annoying and cause ourselves (and/or the people around us) some trouble.  But for some reason they're part of our personality and not going anywhere anytime soon.  This week the Gab Gals admit theirs and read listener submissions about everyone's toxic traits. 

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    June 12, 2024

    Secrets, Secrets Are No Fun

    Got a secret.  Can you keep it?  Well, actually most of us can't.  It's too burdonsome to have a juicy secret weighing on us.  Or maybe we just blurt things out totally on accident.  In this week's episode,  the Gab Gals talk about times they've been burned and chime in on Gabbers' secret-slipping confessions.   

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    June 5, 2024

    It's a Nice Day For a White Wedding

    It's wedding season!  So it's only appropriate that we dedicate an entire episode to the subject.  But as it turns out, some crazy stuff goes down at these events.  Sometimes it's the little things that start the day off on the wrong foot.  Other times, there are problems of epic proportion!

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    May 22, 2024

    Gab TV

    The TV shows and movies that we used to watch were wild!  Some of them were problematic, others were just plain cringe.  This rings especially true if you were raised during the wild west of reality TV.  This week, listen for a trip down TV memory lane. It may unlock some core memories (or trauma).

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    May 15, 2024

    Down The Rabbit Hole

    Disclaimer:  There are a few mature themes on this week's episode.

    If you've ever spent hours deep-diving something completely random online, this episode is for you.  We're all so curious we and want to get to the bottom of whatever thought crosses our minds in the middle of the night.  And since we have all the information we could ever want in the palm of our hands, we end up in some interesting places.  This week, Gabbers sent in the weirdest rabbit holes they've found themselves down.  

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    May 8, 2024

    Mom Fails

    In honor of Mother's Day, this week's episode is all about our less-than-stellar motherhood moments.  We figure it will make us feel a little better about ourselves.  Plus, Gabbers can get some heavy guilt off thier chests. (there's nothing like mom-guilt, am I right?) So sit back and listen to some of people's most epic mom fails. 

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    May 1, 2024

    Passion Projects

    Have you ever started a hobby and then it became you're whole personality?  Well you're not alone.  In fact, most of us are guilty of being a little too passionate about our passion.  It's just better if you own it, find your tribe and maybe start a club. 

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    April 24, 2024

    Supermarket Sweep

    The WEIRDEST things happen at the grocery store.  So natuarally, the Gab Gals had to dedicate an entire episode to them.  We're talking everything from the scary, the gross, the uncomfortable and the unfortunate things that happen while we shop for life's necessities.  

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    April 17, 2024

    Spring Break Round Up

    A lot of us are fresh off of Spring Break and that means you all have some stories!  But as it turns out, these days, we're less MTV and we're more TLC.  (complete with renditions of Bette Midler's, God is Watching us. Oddly enough, that song goes along with so many of these stories)

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    April 10, 2024

    Weird History

    History can be fascinating! Especially when Gabbers send in their favorite historical nuggets that are weird, funny, and sometimes....problematic. Forget your boring high school history class, when the Gab Gals get involved, you'll be laughing and singing along with the Michael Jackson song from the Free Willy soundtrack. 

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    March 27, 2024

    Simple Pleasures

    It's the simple things in life that really matter.  The day-to-day things that fill us with joy, really don't get enough attention.  So this week, the Gab Gals shout out all those little moments that make daily life a little sweeter.  You'll never know how brave you are for choosing whatever movie you want, until you listen to this episode!

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    March 20, 2024

    Bon Appetit!

    Going out to eat is great!  Someone else cooks, does the dishes, and maybe wipes your behind.  Now before you think that last part is an exaggeration, just listen to this week's episode. It's filled with Gabbers' stories of the wierdness and grossness at restaurants. We hope you came hungry!

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    March 13, 2024

    Disney Adults

    We can make fun of you because we are you.  We all have a little Disney Adult inside of us.  Honestly, we're probably just trying to heal our inner child.  Whether you're a full-blown Disney Adult or you think these poeple need to grow up, listen in for some laughs! 

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    March 6, 2024

    Coming In Hot!

    Alyson's off of Coke Zero, so she's fired up! But it turns out our Gabbers also feel pretty strongly about some things these days.  Listen for some hot takes about any and everything.  From pop culture to crop tops to Ballerina Farm, it's all part of this week's episode. 

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    February 28, 2024

    It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To

    Birthdays rarely go as planned.  Sometimes there's a suprise.  Other times it's suprising that everyone survived. This week, you'll hear all about Gabbers' most memorable birthdays. Plus, the Gab Gals share some TMI at the OBGYN's office during their "Someday you'll laugh about this" moments. 

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    February 21, 2024

    What's In A Name?

    Oh, what's in a name? If you're the one being called Cheese Girl, then a name carries a quite a bit of weight.  Some nicknames make total sense, others are quite a stretch.  This week the Gab Gals tell you about some of the nicknames they've had and the cringey ones listeners have written in.   

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    February 14, 2024

    Crazy Little Thing Called Love

    What's the craziest thing you've done for love? It seems when it comes to matters of the heart, our brain takes a backseat. This week we've got stories, advice, and even a guest to break it all down. Loni Harmon, The Dating Counselor, joins the Gab Gals to talk about the misadventures Gabbers have had in the love department.  And all three of them share some of their cringiest dating moments. 

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    February 7, 2024

    The Grammar Police

    Do you ever wish you could correct people's grammar mistakes without coming off like a jerk? Honestly, don't do it.  It never ends well.  Instead, listen and commiserate with the Gab Gals as they talk about your grammer pet peeves and realize that nobody's perfect.  

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    January 31, 2024

    The Social Network

    We ALL have social media pet peeves.  We actually might hate the socials more than we like them.  So why is it that we can't look away? The Gab Gals can't explain or cure your social media addiction, but they can complain and share your submissions of the things you love to hate. 

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    January 24, 2024

    Fieldtrip Fiascos

    Nothing beats getting out of the classroom and learning out in the real world.  But, of course, that doesn't come without a disaster or two.  This episode will bring back all the bus-riding nostalgia but without all the quesiness.  Listen in for stories of first kisses and first tastes of alcohol while on school field trips.  

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    January 17, 2024

    Am I The Jerk?

    Look, we all have those moments when we might be the one out-of-line.  But then again, we're totally justified, right?  Well the Gab Gals have come to find out that it's all about perspective. So depending on how you look at it, yes, we all might be jerks. 

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    January 10, 2024

    2023 And Me!

    What a year, what a time!  And you KNOW the Gab Gals have a lot to say about it.  Plus, Gabbers tell us some of the best and worst things that happened to them in 2023.  One thing is for sure, we're all excited for a new chapter in our lives (even if it includes Grandpa Core).

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    December 20, 2023

    A Cultured Christmas

    The is week, the Gab Gals get cultured as they discuss unusual holiday traditions from around the world.  Some are scary, some are funny, and some are down-right questionable.  Get ready to hear all about poop-themed decor and Krampus legends that will haunt your nightmares.  

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    December 13, 2023

    Deck The Hallmark

    Those cheesy, oh-so predictable, made for TV movies have us in a choke hold this time of year. So the Gab Gals thought this was the perfect time to dive into them.  From the scarves to the snow, these hot-takes on Hallmark movies will have you laughing all the way.

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    December 6, 2023

    Gifts That Keep On Giving

    It's time for our annual "Bad Gift" episode, and it does not dissappoint. When in doubt, It's ALWAYS the thought that counts.  Get ready for stories of returns gone wrong, unfair gifting among in-laws, and a few sweet surprises. The Gab Gals also discuss psychopaths and a variety of memes that have caught their attention recently.  

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    November 29, 2023

    Seeing Stars

    We all have one thing in common, we will NEVER act cool when we meet a celebrity.  But that's OK, they'll never remember you. (unless you're dressed in a DIY golf costume at a black-tie event) This week you'll hear about Gabbers who have had run-ins with celebs and all the cringey details. 

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    November 15, 2023

    The Big Family Secret

    Secrets, secrets are no fun.  Secrets, secrets... can give you an identity crisis.  This week, the Gab Gals share your submissions of family secrets and family drama.  Just remember, before you submit your DNA to 23 and Me, make sure you're prepared for what you find!

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    November 8, 2023

    Blowing Up My Phone

    Has Auto-Correct ever done you dirty? If you've ever sent something on accident or to the wrong person, you'll relate to this episode on a real level.   Whether you're on the sending or recieving end, it makes things pretty awkward.  This week, the Gab Gals share your accidental calls, texts, emails, and zoom incidents.  

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    November 1, 2023

    Fashion Victims

    Wardobe malfunctions happen to the best of us.  This week, Gabbers tells us when they accidenally flashed someone, lost their swim bottoms or had loose underwear fall out of their pant legs. While these stories are pretty embarassing, it helps to get them off our chests- no pun intended. 

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    October 25, 2023

    Are You Afraid of the Dark?

    It's that time!  This week, listeners sent in their scary stories.  Some have silly resolutions.  Others are just downright creepy.  The Gab Gals, of course, give thier two cents.  Plus they give us some Halloween fun facts.  

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    October 18, 2023

    Airbn-Beware!

    Always read the descriptions and reviews carefully!  Otherwise, you'll end up sharing a room with the owner's dog.   But don't worry, you might get 10% off your stay if you end up getting a rash from the unsanitary hot tub.  This week, you'll hear all about bad Airbnb, hotel, and motel stays. 

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    October 11, 2023

    Scary Movies

    It's about that time to bust out your favorite scary Halloween movie.  This week, the Gab Gals discuss what they think of some iconic scary movies.  Plus, Gabbers weigh in on the movies that rocked them to their cores.  Turns out we are all gluttons for punishment agreeing to watch these in the first place.

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    October 4, 2023

    Easy Money

    Money makes the world go round.  Unfortunately, that means we've got to do someone pretty interesting things to make ends meet.  This week, Gabbers tell about the weird, wacky, and unconventional ways they've made money.  Some of you are willing to do way to much for way too little!

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    September 29, 2023

    Totally Crushed

    Early celebrity crushes, young love, and kissing behind the school yard shed; it's all in this episode! The Gab Gals Dish on all your favorite TGIF love interests and discuss how some  guys actually can pull off the middle part bull cut.  Plus, Alyson gets very vulnerable as she discloses what young love drove her to do.  

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    September 20, 2023

    Sassy Seniors

    Old people say whatever they want.  No filter, no political correctness, and no one is safe. This week, the Gab Gals share your stories of awkward moments with the elderly.  Grandpa, we don't want to know what you and grandma do in the shower.

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    September 13, 2023

    Wrong Place, Wrong Time

    There's just no way to help it sometimes.  You might see something that you can't unsee, or hear something you can't unhear.  However, several of these stories could have been helped if Gabbers had just paid a little more attention.  Either way,  we know someday you'll laugh about this. *If the episode seems a little short and ends abruptly, our last segment of audio got distorted and we had to cut it all out.*

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    September 6, 2023

    Feeling Anxious

    Everyone feels anxious from time to time.  It's normal.  But what ISN'T normal, are some of the things that make us freak out.  This week, the Gab Gals break down the silly things that send us spiraling.  

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    August 30, 2023

    Myth Busters

    You may have been living your life based off of something that's just not true! Like waiting 30 minutes after eating to swim, or trying to keep a kidnapper on the phone long enough to trace their location.  This week, the Gab Gals break down myths that we've all learned to take as truths, ridiculous as they may be.

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    August 23, 2023

    Middle School Confessions

    As school starts for the kiddos, we decided to throw it back and talk about our middle school trauma.  That sounds like a good idea, right?  So sit back and listen to some anxiety inducing, relatable, cringe moments.

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    August 16, 2023

    Out of the Mouths of Babes

    Kids really do say the darndest things.  This week, the Gab Gals tell about some of the most embarrassing things your kids have said in public.  Why are body parts so fascinating to them? And why, oh why, does it ALWAYS happen in the grocery store or church?

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    August 9, 2023

    Master Chef

    No one tells you that you'll be in charge of everyone's meals everyday for the rest of your life.  So since it's inevitable that you'll be in the kitchen for countless hours, things are bound to get messy....and gross.  Gabbers wrote in with some of their biggest kitchen blunders.  Britt says "disgusting," like a lot of times and Alyson's true feelings about Outback Steakhouse's jumbo shrimp come out.

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    August 2, 2023

    Disney Mania

    It's the happiest place on earth....right?  This week Gabbers weigh in with Disney hot takes.  You'll also hear about the best of times and the worst of times at Disney parks.  When all is said and done, throw your wallet in the lake, lose a small child, and maybe even poop your pants.  It will all be worth it in the end.

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    July 26, 2023

    On Trend

    Trends come and go.  Some of the current trends may have you wishing they'd leave and never come back.  Others are back from the dead...and we're here for it!  This week the Gab Gals discuss what's trending now and they read Gabbers' opinions about how they feel about them.  And don't forget to stick around for some truly unhinged bloopers.  

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    July 19, 2023

    Animal Planet

    If you've ever been bit by a dog, traumatized by a hamster, or head-butted by a giraffe....this episode is for you.  Maybe your experiences haven't been quite so dramatic. But I'm sure everyone can relate to, at least some, of these wild animal interaction stories.  

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    July 12, 2023

    Crime and Punishment

    As kids, sometimes it seemed like our parents were being too hard on us.  Now that we're parents, we totally get it.  You gotta nip that behavior in the bud! This week, the Gab Gals share listener stories of times they were punished in crazy ways.  Or maybe times they've been pushed to edge by their own kids.  There's also some niche Saturday's Warrior humor in the mix.  If you know, you know.

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    June 28, 2023

    Dumb and Dumber

    We all do dumb things.  It's just part of life.  Being able to laugh about it later is what makes life bearable.  But it's also nice to hear about the dumb things other people do so that you don't feel so stupid.  This week, listen to Gabbers' confessions of dumb things they've done.  And of course, the Gab Gals have plenty of their own to share.

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    June 21, 2023

    H.A.G.S! (Have a great summer)

    It's officially the first day of summer so the Gab Gals are throwing it back to an episode that is all about summer shenanigans.  We all want to be outside in the sun, doing adventurous things, and living our best lives....but that can lead to disastrous outcomes.  Hopefully your summer adventures go a little more smoothly. 

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    June 14, 2023

    The Great Outdoors

    We know many of you will be headed out on camping trips this summer.  While we don't mean to scare you out of it, let these be cautionary tales.  We all know how the Gab Gals feel about camping and all of your stories have only confirmed their opinions.  Don't worry, the worst stories are always the funniest, right?

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    June 7, 2023

    Dad Pod

    In honor of Father's Day approaching, this episode is all about dads! Dads can be quirky, goofy, and embarrassing.  But we wouldn't have it any other way!  Even if you've seen your dad in his undies recently, just remember: Someday you'll laugh about this.

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    May 31, 2023

    Congrats Grads!

    We just got through graduation.  Even if you aren't graduating from school, you may be graduating from some negative energy.  In fact, the Gab Gals will get on a couple of soap boxes as they break down Gabbers' graduation goals.  You'll also hear about comedic graduation ceremony moments and senior party shenanigans. 

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    May 24, 2023

    Are You There, God? It's us...

    Coming of age is an interesting time.  Let's be honest, it's a pretty rocky road.  Getting fitted for a bra, finding out you're related to your crush or just dealing with inevitable physical changes for the rest of you life is pretty daunting.  Luckily the Gab Gals will help you laugh through the tears of puberty.

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    May 17, 2023

    We Be Trippin'

    As we gear up for summer traveling, the Gab Gals tell crazy stories of vacations gone wrong. All these destinations seem like a dream... just don't get hoodwinked by a paper doll scam.

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    May 10, 2023

    Momfessionals

    Sometimes it just feels better to get things off your chest and confess. (Even better if it's totally anonymous via a comedy podcast.) This week in honor of Mother's Day, the Gab Gals share listener parent confessions.  Maybe these will make you feel better about your parenting, or maybe they are just "Someday You'll Laugh About This Moments." P.S. Mom's everywhere, you're doing great!

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    May 3, 2023

    The Classifieds

    Selling things on the internet is not for the faint of heart!  This week, the Gab Gals dive into wild and weird things found on Facebook Marketplace.  Whether you're trying to get rid of lightly used lingerie, or trying to get someone to pay YOU to take your couch to the dump; you're in good company.

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    April 26, 2023

    Dooms Dating

    It's everyone's favorite topic: Bad dates!  You Gabbers sent in some doozies and we're here for it!  But honestly, it's a miracle that we ever find someone when dates go this badly.  Plus, Britt and Alyson end up breaking into song more than usual in the bloopers.

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    April 19, 2023

    Freak Accidents

    It's a wonder we make it through life with all seriously crazy things that happen to us.  This week, Gabbers sent in stories of their most harrowing times and brushes with death.  Meanwhile, a karaoke Casanova continues to haunt Alyson in her "Someday You'll Laugh About this Moment."

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